搞笑女伤感语录短句英文(伤感唯美语录短句子)

1.
"I
didn't
choose
the
single
life,
the
single
life
chose
me. "
【#ForeverAlone】

2.
"The
only
time
I
feel
complete
is
when
my
pizza
delivery
arrives. "
【#FoodIsMyBae】

3.
"I
don't
need
a
man,
I
need
a
remote
control
that
never
gets
lost. "
【#NetflixAndChillForever】

4.
"I
love
myself
so
much,
I
sometimes
wonder
why
I'm
not
in
a
relationship
with
myself. "
【#SelfLoveIsRealLove】

5.
"My
heart
is
like
a
hotel,
always
fully
booked
by
emotions
that
never
check
out. "
【#ForeverBroken】

6.
"One
day
I'll
find
the
one,
or
maybe
I'll
just
find
another
pint
of
ice
cream. "
【#EmotionalEating】

7.
"I'm
not
afraid
of
commitment,
I'm
just
afraid
of
being
committed
to
the
wrong
person. "
【#RelationshipGoalsOrNah】

8.
"I've
been
single
for
so
long,
I've
forgotten
how
to
ask
someone
out
on
a
date. "
【#SociallyAwkwardButStillFabulous】

9.
"I
don't
need
a
boyfriend,
I
need
a
job
that
pays
for
my
shopping
addiction. "
【#RetailTherapyForTheWin】

10.
"I'm
not
looking
for
a
prince
charming,
I'm
looking
for
a
man
who
can
handle
my
sarcasm. "
【#PickyButWorthIt】

11.
"Love
may
be
a
battlefield,
but
being
single
is
like
being
in
a
war
zone. "
【#LoveAndWar】

1
2.
"I
don't
need
a
relationship
to
be
happy,
just
a
really
good
wifi
connection. "
【#InternetIsMySoulmate】

1
3.
"I
don't
have
trust
issues,
I
just
have
a
history
of
realizing
people
are
garbage. "
【#RealTalk】

1
4.
"My
heart
is
a
museum
of
broken
dreams
and
shattered
hopes. "
【#HopelessRomanticButStillHopeful】

1
5.
"I
may
be
single,
but
at
least
I
have
my
cat
to
keep
me
company. "
【#CrazyCatLadyInTraining】

1
6.
"The
only
roses
I
want
are
the
ones
on
my
pizza. "
【#PizzaIsBae】

1
7.
"I
don't
need
a
man
to
complete
me,
I
need
a
good
book
and
a
glass
of
wine. "
【#WineAndReadIt】

1
8.
"Being
single
is
like
being
on
a
rollercoaster,
you
never
know
what's
going
to
happen
next. "
【#RideOrDie】

1
9.
"I'm
not
a
player,
I'm
a
single
woman
waiting
to
be
swept
off
my
feet. "
【#SingleAndSearching】

20.
"My
heart
may
be
a
comedy,
but
it's
still
full
of
tears. "
【#LaughingThroughThePain】

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