狗子搞笑发朋友圈的句子(狗子美容前后朋友圈)

1.
狗子：Today
is
Wednesday,
but
I
still
think
it's
Friday.
Another
day
of
my
life
wasted
waiting
for
the
weekend.
【#DogHumor】

2.
狗子：How
do
you
know
if
someone's
a
dog
person?
They'll
tell
you.
【#FurryFriends】

3.
狗子：I
want
to
be
the
person
my
dog
thinks
I
am.
But
first,
I
need
to
start
by
not
eating
a
whole
pizza
in
one
sitting.
【#DogTherapy】

4.
狗子：What
do
you
call
a
dog
magician?
A
Labracadabrador!
【#DadJokes】

5.
狗子：I
tried
to
teach
my
dog
to
play
guitar,
but
he
just
kept
howling
at
the
moon.
【#Music4Life】

6.
狗子：Why
did
the
dog
wear
a
bandana?
Because
he
wanted
to
look
pawsome!
【#DapperDogs】

7.
狗子：What
kind
of
dog
does
a
vampire
have?
Bloodhounds!
【#FunnyPuns】

8.
狗子：Why
do
dogs
always
race
to
the
door
when
the
doorbell
rings?
It's
like
they're
expecting
a
pizza
delivery
or
something.
【#DoorDashers】

9.
狗子：I'm
not
sure
if
my
dog
is
a
genius
or
just
really
good
at
pretending
to
understand
me.
【#InterspeciesCommunication】

10.
狗子：Why
did
the
dog
refuse
to
watch
TV?
Because
he
heard
it
was
a
bunch
of
bark
and
no
bite.
【#CanineCritics】

11.
狗子：I
dressed
my
dog
up
as
a
lion
for
Halloween,
but
he
just
looked
like
a
really
furry
cow.
【#CostumeFails】

1
2.
狗子：Who
needs
a
therapist
when
you
can
just
talk
to
your
dog?
He
may
not
give
the
best
advice,
but
at
least
he
won't
charge
you
$200
an
hour.
【#DogWhisperer】

1
3.
狗子：Why
did
the
dog
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
barking
lot!
【#PunnyPooches】

1
4.
狗子：I
don't
always
take
my
dog
to
the
park,
but
when
I
do,
he
spends
the
entire
time
chasing
after
a
butterfly.
【#NatureLovers】

1
5.
狗子：My
dog
is
my
best
friend,
and
honestly,
I'm
not
even
sure
how
my
life
would
be
without
him.
Probably
a
lot
cleaner,
but
definitely
not
as
fun.
【#Man'sBestFriend】

1
6.
狗子：Why
did
the
dog
go
to
the
veterinarian?
To
get
his
tail
checked
out,
it's
been
wagging
too
much
lately.
【#HealthyHounds】

1
7.
狗子：Why
did
the
dog
cross
the
road?
To
chase
after
a
squirrel,
of
course!
【#SquirrelSquad】

1
8.
狗子：I
don't
always
have
a
great
day,
but
when
I
get
home
and
see
my
dog's
tail
wagging,
it
suddenly
doesn't
seem
so
bad.
【#DogJoy】

1
9.
狗子：Why
do
dogs
always
sleep
with
one
eye
open?
Because
the
other
one
is
too
tired
from
chasing
after
squirrels
all
day.
【#SnoozeSquad】

20.
狗子：My
dog
doesn't
always
listen
to
me,
but
that's
okay.
I
don't
always
listen
to
me
either.
【#SelectiveHearing】

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